10. US Presidential debate 2004 (5:40)
Jim Lehrer: There is an audience here in the hall, but they will remain absolutely silent for the next 90 minutes…
Weiner: (interrupting the moderator): OR THEY WILL BE EXECUTED.
Lehrer: …except when they join me in welcoming President Bush and Senator Kerry. (applause)
Weiner: Uh - Kerry took the aggressive posture right out of the box. He overpowered Bush, he waved to the crowd, he held onto Bush’s hand and tried to grip him a little too strongly.
Lehrer: As determined by our coin toss, the first question goes to you Senator Kerry. You have two minutes. Do you believe you could do a better job than President Bush, in preventing another nine eleven-type terrorist attack on the United States?
Kerry: Yes, I do. But before I answer further, let me thank you for moderating...
Weiner: That’s an outrage! What a twisted question that is! Shame on you, you creep.
Kerry: We are now 90% of the casualties in Iraq, and 90% of the uh costs. I think that’s wrong, and I think we can do better.
Weiner: Course it’s wrong, it’s because your rotten friends in the UN won’t help. Get him off the stage!
Lehrer: New question, uh, Mr. President, two minutes. Do you believe the election of Senator Kerry on November the second, would increase the chances of the US being hit by another nine-eleven type terrorist attack?
Weiner: This is another set-up question by that freak, that baggy-eyed Bolshevik, get him off there! It’s putting Bush on the defensive, I’m sorry to have to interrupt. That Bolshevik is undermining him, it’s an outrage! <screaming> I SAY FRAUD! IT’S A SET-UP, BY BOLSHEVIKS! Again, putting Bush on the defensive – this guy should be arrested! Arrest this guy Lehrer, he’s a set-up!
Kerry: I think that’s wrong…
Weiner: Why don’t you use some of your wife’s ketchup money to send them, if you care so much about em, you liar?
Kerry: And you go visit some of those kids in the hospitals today were maimed because they don’t have the armament…
Kerry: This President, I don’t know if he sees what’s really happening on there. But it’s getting worse by the day. More soldiers killed in June than before, more in July than June, more in August than July, more in September than in August….
Weiner: Uh huh and if you have your way, there’ll be more killed this month. Yeah, keep it up. Keep undermining the troops, you bum. Why is he saying ‘Jim’? He’s talking to America, not to this bum, Jim Lehrer! Whaddya mean, ‘Jim’? They’re old friends! How bout the borders, you liar? Talk about the border with Mexico, you bum!
Kerry: But this President hasn’t even held the kind of statesman-like summits that pull people together…
Weiner: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What, the oil-for-food thief? What are you talking about? I don’t blame them. Yeah I wouldn’t invite em in either, would you? Good! Tell the truth, man.
Kerry: Tell me, that when the most troops any other country has on the ground is Great Britain with 8,300, and below that the four others are below 4,000, and below that there isn’t anybody out of the hundreds, that we have a genuine coalition to get this job done.
Weiner: So get your buddies in France to send 100,000 of those degenerate Frenchmen. Since you’re such a big shot with your coalition, and your UN bums. Get your German socialists to send 10,000, they’re your dear friends. This is a bash-Bush debate, Lehrer should be arrested for this. Somebody set Bush up for this, by letting Lehrer be the moderator. Look within the Republican party for the Judas. And your phony UN buddies won’t lift a finger, those corrupt oil-for-food bums. Well what about your UN buddies, what about your friends in your coalition? Where’s Kofi-cup Annan? Call on your French buddies, those corrupt frogs. Call on the Krauts to help ya…
Kerry: The President’s daughters … I’ve chuckled a few times at some of their comments…
Bush: (laughing) eh heh heh - I’m tryin to put a leash on em - heh heh
Kerry: I learned not to do that. And I have great admiration for his wife…
Weiner: Big mistake. . Oh, we know that. Big deal, we heard it before. With who? What is it? How? How? How? What allies, the corrupt French?